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Q: What’s the difference between a can-opener and a chainsaw?

12 Thursday Jul 2012

Posted by Bruce in Ramblings

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blogging, can, chainsaw, chef, cooking, cuisine, dinner, humour, joke, laugh, menu, musings, people


A: A chainsaw will actually open a can.

Seriously, the basic function of a can opener is in its title – that is to open cans. So why can can-opener manufacturers not make a can-opener that does just that! Now, I am not a complete numpty when it comes to mechanics and engineering. Well, okay, I am pretty close to being one, but surely it can’t be that hard.

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